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Good Things Happen Print

Work/Life Balance Print

Work/Life Balance Mug

$ 22.00

Keep Being Human Print

What is This? T-Shirt

from $ 32.00

Good Things Embroidered Sweatshirt

Work/Life Balance T-Shirt

from $ 32.00

Sunshine & Rainbows Print

IDK Embroidered Crewneck

No Thanks Embroidered T-Shirt

from $ 36.00

If At First You Don't Succeed Print

Nothing Matters Embroidered T-Shirt

Nothing Matters Embroidered Crewneck

Love Is The Only Thing That Matters Print

Then & Now Embroidered T-Shirt

FEELINGS Embroidered Crewneck

Good Things Happen Onesie

Mercury Retrograde Tote Bag

$ 32.00

Mercury Retrograde Print

Then & Now Embroidered Crewneck

FEELINGS Embroidered T-Shirt

Breathing Embroidered T-Shirt

from $ 36.00

LGBTQ+ Embroidered T-Shirt

from $ 36.00

L.G.B.T.Q. Embroidered Muscle Shirt

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Good Things Happen Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN. LOVE IS REAL. WE WILL BE OKAY.

Three truths to hold onto when everything else feels like sh*t. Originaly written in November 2016 for ~no reason in particular~ and still helping me on bad or overwhelming days since.

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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Work/Life Balance Print

Regular price Sale price $ 40.00

Do what you love and you'll work super f*cking hard all the time with no separation or any boundaries and also take everything extremely personally. :)

Also available in a "safe for work" version without cussing!

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper. Will ship separately in poster tube or rigid mailer for protection.

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Work/Life Balance Mug

Regular price $ 22.00

Do what you love and you'll work super f*cking hard all the time with no separation or any boundaries and also take everything extremely personally. :)

Also available in a "safe for work" version without cussing!

• Printed on both sides
• Ceramic
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• White and glossy

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Keep Being Human Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

You are an AMAZING and EMOTIONAL person who FEELS feelings. This can be annoying sometimes but it's also your secret power. Keep being human.

Excerpted from Pick Me Up. Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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What is This? T-Shirt

Regular price $ 32.00

Initially just a quick joke, this Joy Division "Unknown Pleasures" parody is a commentary on the nature of re-appropriation and ownership, particularly online.

It's also a comfortable t-shirt that you can wear to cover your upper body!!!! The bootleg that's so popular it's been bootlegged itself, available from the one idiot guy who came up with it (me).

"Profoundly clever" – Peter Saville

Over the years this shirt has received a lot of media attention, even being bootlegged itself. Every time I try to stop making it available people ask for it. Selling this shirt got me out of a really difficult financial situation when I first printed them in 2013. I feel a lot of gratitude to the power of one silly idea. So it's here to stay! A funny joke and weirdly now a relic of early-2010s Tumblr culture too.

White ink on a super-soft black Bella + Canvas 100% cotton unisex t-shirt with a tear-out tag. See size chart for more information.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

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Good Things Embroidered Sweatshirt

Regular price $ 46.00

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN. LOVE IS REAL. WE WILL BE OKAY. Mostly objective (???) hopeful art measures approximately 4" on left chest. Red embroidery thread on a Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. See size chart below for more information.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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Work/Life Balance T-Shirt

Regular price $ 32.00

Do what you love and you'll work super f*cking hard all the time with no separation or any boundaries and also take everything extremely personally. :)

• 100% combed and ring-spun white cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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IDK Embroidered Crewneck

Regular price $ 46.00

Sorry okay wow I literally do not even know what I'm doing… Anyway, very honest embroidery measures approximately 4" across on this Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt.

8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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Still Enough Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

Yes we are extremely tiny in relation to the universe and all that it holds... but we're still here. Your issues, emotions, and experiences are valid. You are enough.

Excerpted from Pick Me Up. Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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No Thanks Hat

Regular price $ 34.00

…No… thanks…

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
3 ⅛” crown
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”

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The Assumption Print

Regular price Sale price $ 40.00

I had been working on the assumption that
eventually everyone figures it out & goes on
living the life they've created
which is mostly true
but as soon as you figure it out, something else changes
so you figure that out too, & you keep going
so it really doesn't stop
& there isn't just 1 "it" to figure out
which is ok
& a little intimidating
but i know we will be fine
as long as we keep on creating
& help each other along the way

Life is hard and surprising and you'll never "finish" or "get there" because there isn't an end to arrive at. Happiness isn't a place. Success doesn't guarantee anything. All you can do is enjoy your time, make the best of everything, and help others along the way.

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

Please note that 8x10" print may be harder to read due to the already-small size of the handwritten text.

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FEELINGS Hat

Regular price $ 34.00

Oh god the feelings are out of the bottle and now they're in my head again help.

Embroidery measures 4" across
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
3 ⅛” crown
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”

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Sunshine & Rainbows Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

It's not all sunshine and rainbows, but a good amount of it actually is! Sunshine and rainbows literally exist, the sun shines every single day and even when you can't see it you know it's out there and wow isn't that just the most encouraging little reminder?????

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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No Thanks Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

Let's be honest. You probably need this?

Art measures approximately 4" on left chest. White embroidery thread on black super-soft Bella + Canvas 100% cotton unisex t-shirt with a tear-out tag. See size chart for more information.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

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If At First You Don't Succeed Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

If at first you don't succeed… congratulations welcome to life it is hard sometimes but also mostly okay.

Just being honest???? Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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Nothing Matters Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

Good news! Nothing matters!!!!!!

It’s so deeply encouraging to me to remember that ultimately very few things that feel hugely significant now actually matter in the end, not just in a “this too shall pass” way but in a “nobody saw you screw up” way and a “that didn’t need to be perfect anyway” and even a “this whole thing is a game and you can stop playing whenever you want” way. Wear this shirt as a personal reminder that everything is kind of insignificant... which also means everything is super significant. Also it's just a shirt who cares it's fine!!!!!

Art measures approximately 4" on left chest. Red and white embroidery thread super-soft black Bella + Canvas 100% cotton unisex t-shirt with a tear-out tag. See size chart for more information.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

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New Yorker Tote Bag

Regular price $ 32.00

This sturdy tote is perfect for carrying 5-8 issues of the New Yorker that you fully plan on reading at some point in the very near future. Please DO NOT order if you are not a paying subscriber to the New Yorker or at least know someone who is and you borrow their login to read articles on the website thank you.

100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5”
Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg)
1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2" length
DTG art print on one side (other side blank for when you don't want anybody to look at you or talk to you about your "cool" tote bag)
Basically this is the sturdy tote to end all totes you're welcome!!!!

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Nothing Matters Embroidered Crewneck

Regular price $ 46.00

Good news! Nothing matters!!!!!!

It’s so deeply encouraging to me to remember that ultimately very few things that feel hugely significant now actually matter in the end, not just in a “this too shall pass” way but in a “nobody saw you screw up” way and a “that didn’t need to be perfect anyway” and even a “this whole thing is a game and you can stop playing whenever you want” way. Wear this shirt as a personal reminder that everything is kind of insignificant... which also means everything is super significant. Also it's just a shirt who cares it's fine. ❤️

Art measures approximately 4" on left chest. Red and white embroidery thread on a Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. See size chart below for more information.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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Love Is The Only Thing That Matters Print

Love Is The Only Thing That Matters Print

Regular price Sale price $ 40.00

"LOVE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS" – original phrase reads “I’d love to feel like it is okay to be the way I am, only I’m not sure if it’s the right thing and that it matters????” and then I went ahead and crossed out some of that negativity to focus on what really matters in life. It's not about who you are or who you think others are. It's about letting love rule your life and keep you on focus. Live your truth, focus on love over material things, and treat others like they're human beings deserving of love too (because they are).

24" x 18" print on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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A Memory Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

You can never read this for the first time again. Keep moving forward.

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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Then & Now Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

A small reminder that the arc of time moves on, and things may not be great right now, but they're better than they were then. Also it's kind of like a rainbow and rainbows are very optimistic.

• Embroidery measures approximately 4" across left chest
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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No Thanks Beanie

Regular price $ 28.00

I mean...

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% Turbo Acrylic
12" in length
Hypoallergenic
Unisex style

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Huge Baby Onesie

Regular price $ 26.00

OK you're literally being a baby right now??????

100% soft cotton*
Comfortable envelope neckline
Three snap leg closure
*Heather color is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly

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FEELINGS Embroidered Crewneck

Regular price $ 46.00

For anyone who keeps their feelings bottled up... aka everyone... sometimes it's negative but sometimes maybe you're hanging onto a positive feeling for a s***tier time... that seems very nice also. Cozy sweatshirt for the kind of days when you want to stay in your blanket but you have to go do stuff so you just put on super soft nice things and pretend you never left. Based on a true story obviously. Why am I still typing here sorry okay anyway it's an embroidered sweatshirt, the art is about 3" tall in red and blue threads on a Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Thank you bye.

Embroidery approximately 3" tall on left chest
8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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Good Things Happen Onesie

Regular price $ 26.00

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN. LOVE IS REAL. WE WILL BE OKAY. For your extremely earnest baby. :)

100% soft cotton*
Comfortable envelope neckline
Three snap leg closure
*Heather color is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly

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Little Baby Onesie

Regular price $ 26.00

OK you're literally being a baby right now??????

100% soft cotton*
Comfortable envelope neckline
Three snap leg closure
*Heather color is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly

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Luck Exists Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

Let's remember that "success" isn't about talent alone – it's a combination of factors that has a lot to do with timing, preparedness, and the people around us. So don't be an asshole! ;)

Full text reads: "I do believe that 'luck' exists, but people choosing to share, support, connect, promote & raise others up is how most things are actually accomplished"

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper. Will ship separately in poster tube or rigid mailer for protection.

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 5.6 oz/y² (192 g/m²)
• Giclée printing quality
• Opacity: 94%

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Support System Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

YOU CAN BE YOUR OWN SUPPORT SYSTEM
CARRY YOURSELF WITH DIGNITY & COMPASSION
& REMEMBER TO LIFT WITH YOUR LEGS, NOT YOUR BACK

Important flowchart reminder from my book Pick Me Up.

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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Mercury Retrograde Tote Bag

Regular price $ 32.00

Mercury is finally out of retrograde so now everything is your own fault again 🙃🙃🙃

100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
Fabric weight: 8 oz/yd² (272 g/m²)
Dimensions: 16” x 14 ½” x 5”
Weight limit: 30lbs (13.6 kg)
1” wide dual straps, 24 1/2" length
DTG art print on one side (other side blank for when you don't want anybody to look at you or talk to you about your "cool" tote bag)
Basically this is the sturdy tote to end all totes you're welcome!!!!

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Mercury Retrograde Print

Regular price Sale price $ 25.00

Mercury is finally out of retrograde so now everything is your own fault again 🙃

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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Then & Now Embroidered Crewneck

Regular price $ 46.00

A small reminder that the arc of time moves on, and things may not be great right now, but they're better than they were then. Also it's kind of like a rainbow and rainbows are very optimistic.

Art measures approximately 4" on left chest. Embroidery thread on a Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. See size chart below for more information.

• 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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FEELINGS Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

For anyone who bottles up their feelings and keeps them inside... or wears them on their sleeve, this shirt has a cute little red and blue reminder on the front. Is that where the heart is located? I always forget which side my heart is on lmao.

Art measures approximately 2" tall on left chest. Red and blue embroidery thread on super-soft Bella + Canvas 100% cotton unisex t-shirt with a tear-out tag. See size chart below for more information.

Embroidery approximately 2" tall on chest
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

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Art Beanie

Regular price $ 28.00

Hello I would like to discuss my relationship to and with art, thank you.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% Turbo Acrylic
12" in length
Hypoallergenic
Unisex style

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The Hustle Print

Regular price $ 25.00

Tired: Celebrating "hustle culture" because capitalism
Wired: Trying to be happy and not hate what was once your passion

Printed on on thick, durable, matte, archival, acid-free paper.

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Breathing Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

This lightweight shirt is ~super breathable~ thanks to useful instructions: Breathe in, Breathe out, Repeat forever. That's it!

Great for yoga, meditation, or processing through a bad mood. Breathing! I recommend it.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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LGBTQ+ Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

LGBTQ+ shirt with six color embroidery. For Pride!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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L.G.B.T.Q. Embroidered Muscle Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

L.G.B.T.Q. That's it, that's the shirt.

This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit

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Beams Of Light Print

Regular price $ 25.00

WE ARE ALL JUST BEAMS OF LIGHT COMPRISED OF INFINITE COLOR

Museum-quality posters made on thick and durable matte paper.

• Paper thickness: 10.3 mil
• Paper weight: 5.6 oz/y² (192 g/m²)
• Giclée printing quality
• Opacity: 94%

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Art Hat

Regular price $ 34.00

Hello I would like to discuss my relationship to and with art, thank you.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 3 ⅛” crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”

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What Is This? Onesie

Regular price $ 26.00

WHAT IS THIS? I AM A BABY.

Baby update version of my stupid joke.

100% soft cotton
Comfortable envelope neckline
Three snap leg closure

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