Initially just a quick joke, this Joy Division "Unknown Pleasures" parody is a commentary on the nature of re-appropriation and ownership, particularly online.

It's also a comfortable t-shirt that you can wear to cover your upper body!!!! The bootleg that's so popular it's been bootlegged itself, available from the one idiot guy who came up with it (me).

"Profoundly clever" – Peter Saville

Over the years this shirt has received a lot of media attention, even being bootlegged itself. Every time I try to stop making it available people ask for it. Selling this shirt got me out of a really difficult financial situation when I first printed them in 2013. I feel a lot of gratitude to the power of one silly idea. So it's here to stay! A funny joke and weirdly now a relic of early-2010s Tumblr culture too.

White ink on a super-soft black Bella + Canvas 100% cotton unisex t-shirt with a tear-out tag. See size chart for more information.

100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

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Good Things Embroidered Sweatshirt

Regular price $ 46.00

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN. LOVE IS REAL. WE WILL BE OKAY. Mostly objective (???) hopeful art measures approximately 4" on left chest. Red embroidery thread on a Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. See size chart below for more information.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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Work/Life Balance T-Shirt

Regular price $ 32.00

Do what you love and you'll work super f*cking hard all the time with no separation or any boundaries and also take everything extremely personally. :)

• 100% combed and ring-spun white cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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IDK Embroidered Crewneck

Regular price $ 46.00

Sorry okay wow I literally do not even know what I'm doing… Anyway, very honest embroidery measures approximately 4" across on this Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt.

8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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No Thanks Hat

Regular price $ 34.00

…No… thanks…

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
3 ⅛” crown
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”

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FEELINGS Hat

Regular price $ 34.00

Oh god the feelings are out of the bottle and now they're in my head again help.

Embroidery measures 4" across
100% chino cotton twill
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
3 ⅛” crown
Adjustable strap with antique buckle
Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”

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No Thanks Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

Let's be honest. You probably need this?

Art measures approximately 4" on left chest. White embroidery thread on black super-soft Bella + Canvas 100% cotton unisex t-shirt with a tear-out tag. See size chart for more information.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

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Nothing Matters Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

Good news! Nothing matters!!!!!!

It’s so deeply encouraging to me to remember that ultimately very few things that feel hugely significant now actually matter in the end, not just in a “this too shall pass” way but in a “nobody saw you screw up” way and a “that didn’t need to be perfect anyway” and even a “this whole thing is a game and you can stop playing whenever you want” way. Wear this shirt as a personal reminder that everything is kind of insignificant... which also means everything is super significant. Also it's just a shirt who cares it's fine!!!!!

Art measures approximately 4" on left chest. Red and white embroidery thread super-soft black Bella + Canvas 100% cotton unisex t-shirt with a tear-out tag. See size chart for more information.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

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Nothing Matters Embroidered Crewneck

Regular price $ 46.00

Good news! Nothing matters!!!!!!

It’s so deeply encouraging to me to remember that ultimately very few things that feel hugely significant now actually matter in the end, not just in a “this too shall pass” way but in a “nobody saw you screw up” way and a “that didn’t need to be perfect anyway” and even a “this whole thing is a game and you can stop playing whenever you want” way. Wear this shirt as a personal reminder that everything is kind of insignificant... which also means everything is super significant. Also it's just a shirt who cares it's fine. ❤️

Art measures approximately 4" on left chest. Red and white embroidery thread on a Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. See size chart below for more information.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

Orders ship within 2-3 days and you'll always receive a tracking email

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Then & Now Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

A small reminder that the arc of time moves on, and things may not be great right now, but they're better than they were then. Also it's kind of like a rainbow and rainbows are very optimistic.

• Embroidery measures approximately 4" across left chest
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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No Thanks Beanie

Regular price $ 28.00

I mean...

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% Turbo Acrylic
12" in length
Hypoallergenic
Unisex style

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Huge Baby Onesie

Regular price $ 26.00

OK you're literally being a baby right now??????

100% soft cotton*
Comfortable envelope neckline
Three snap leg closure
*Heather color is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly

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FEELINGS Embroidered Crewneck

Regular price $ 46.00

For anyone who keeps their feelings bottled up... aka everyone... sometimes it's negative but sometimes maybe you're hanging onto a positive feeling for a s***tier time... that seems very nice also. Cozy sweatshirt for the kind of days when you want to stay in your blanket but you have to go do stuff so you just put on super soft nice things and pretend you never left. Based on a true story obviously. Why am I still typing here sorry okay anyway it's an embroidered sweatshirt, the art is about 3" tall in red and blue threads on a Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. Thank you bye.

Embroidery approximately 3" tall on left chest
8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
Pre-shrunk
Classic fit
Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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Good Things Happen Onesie

Regular price $ 26.00

GOOD THINGS HAPPEN. LOVE IS REAL. WE WILL BE OKAY. For your extremely earnest baby. :)

100% soft cotton*
Comfortable envelope neckline
Three snap leg closure
*Heather color is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly

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Little Baby Onesie

Regular price $ 26.00

OK you're literally being a baby right now??????

100% soft cotton*
Comfortable envelope neckline
Three snap leg closure
*Heather color is 52% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton 48% poly

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Then & Now Embroidered Crewneck

Regular price $ 46.00

A small reminder that the arc of time moves on, and things may not be great right now, but they're better than they were then. Also it's kind of like a rainbow and rainbows are very optimistic.

Art measures approximately 4" on left chest. Embroidery thread on a Gildan 18000 Unisex Heavy Blend Crewneck Sweatshirt. See size chart below for more information.

• 8.0 oz., 50/50 cotton/polyester
• Pre-shrunk
• Classic fit
• Reduced pilling and softer air-jet spun yarn
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband

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FEELINGS Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

For anyone who bottles up their feelings and keeps them inside... or wears them on their sleeve, this shirt has a cute little red and blue reminder on the front. Is that where the heart is located? I always forget which side my heart is on lmao.

Art measures approximately 2" tall on left chest. Red and blue embroidery thread on super-soft Bella + Canvas 100% cotton unisex t-shirt with a tear-out tag. See size chart below for more information.

Embroidery approximately 2" tall on chest
100% combed and ring-spun cotton
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Side-seamed

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Art Beanie

Regular price $ 28.00

Hello I would like to discuss my relationship to and with art, thank you.

Embroidery measures approximately 4" across
100% Turbo Acrylic
12" in length
Hypoallergenic
Unisex style

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LGBTQ+ Embroidered T-Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

LGBTQ+ shirt with six color embroidery. For Pride!

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Side-seamed

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L.G.B.T.Q. Embroidered Muscle Shirt

Regular price $ 36.00

L.G.B.T.Q. That's it, that's the shirt.

This soft, sleeveless tank is so comfy you're going to want to wear it everywhere, be it on your couch, out on a walk, or during a yoga class. The relaxed fit and low-cut armholes gives it a casual, urban look.

• 100% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Wide armholes
• Relaxed, side-seamed fit

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Art Hat

Regular price $ 34.00

Hello I would like to discuss my relationship to and with art, thank you.

• 100% chino cotton twill
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 3 ⅛” crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Head circumference: 20 ½” - 21 ⅝”

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What Is This? Onesie

Regular price $ 26.00

WHAT IS THIS? I AM A BABY.

Baby update version of my stupid joke.

100% soft cotton
Comfortable envelope neckline
Three snap leg closure

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LGBTQ+ Embroidered Hat

Regular price $ 34.00

LGBTQ+ in six color embroidery on vintage washed black cap.

100% cotton twill
6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
6 sewn eyelets
Black sweatband
Metal snap buckle with an antique brass finish

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Digital Gift Card

Regular price $ 10.00

These digital gifts can be used towards the purchase of any items on my website, from books and stationery to pins, apparel, and future releases like my upcoming 2021 weekly planner.

Gift cards are delivered by email and contain instructions to redeem them at checkout with a unique code. Gift cards have no additional processing fees and never expire.

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