Sorry I Am Such An Asshole Balloons – by ADAM JK
Loose balloons in 5 colors- Sorry I Am Such An Asshole Balloons – by ADAM JK
Front of package - Sorry I Am Such An Asshole Balloons – by ADAM JK
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Sorry I Am Such An Asshole Balloons

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UNFORTUNATELY VERY USEFUL

Ten balloons offer sincere apologies for you know what, because we all have the capacity to be an asshole: to ourselves, to each other, unintentionally, in one grand shitty gesture, for an extended period of time... but maybe an apology (and possibly laughter) can help.

Also suitable for an apology in advance if you plan to be annoying soon (such as birthdays, milestones, etc.)



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Adam JK® is art, books, and gifts by Adam J. Kurtz, a human person who has a lot of feelings and has been making stuff about it for a long time now.

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