Existential Dread Patch – by ADAMJK®
Existential Dread Patch – by ADAMJK®

Existential Dread Patch

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Why shouldn't our youthful exteriors reflect the vast and terrifying expanse of our interiors? If you're like me, you're filled with an intangible sense of anxiety and dread about the future. What will happen? How will I get through this s*** and onto the next s***? Where am I going? What is my purpose?

More useful than your college degree, this little felt patch is a humorous reminder that life is terrifying and yet we are all here bumbling our way through, hopefully laughing along the way.

Embroidered lavender thread on a soft black felt. Measures 2.5" x 3".

ADAMJK embroidered iron-on patches have a classic glue back. To attach to your favorite jacket or bag, just heat with an iron until the glue melts! It's recommended that you put a layer of fabric over the patch to protect the surface. You might also prefer to stitch or safety pin, or if you're like me, just keep a cute patch around as a tiny artwork. 

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