Take an insult and flip it on its head. Who cares if you're only good at one thing if you're best in show every single time? Award yourself, or someone else, for their consistency, because even doing the same thing twice is hard enough, let alone every single time.
It's also a perfect gift for the successful-person-with-impostor-syndrome in your life. Okay yes I basically made this because I needed one for myself, it's true.
Black on black on black classic rosette ribbon, with gold foil print. Measures about 6" tall and 3.75" wide.