I'm traveling! Orders placed 5/28-6/7 will ship when I'm home. If you need a gift ASAP, try these??? –Adam

ADAMJK GIFT SHOP

NO THANKS Enamel Pin

$10.00

Let's be honest. You probably need this in your life.

1.5" wide silver enamel pin that gets the message across. Two standard pins on the back keep it balanced, and rubber clutches keep it affixed.