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Cool On The Internet Patch

$8.00

AT LEAST YOU'RE COOL ON THE INTERNET

White and black embroidered patch sums up modern social currency pretty well. Perfect for someone who could use some help transitioning into being a nice, cool, functioning member of offline society.

Measures 3"x2" with a glue back to iron-on, or you could stitch it on if you have the time and patience for that.